Friday, March 25, 2011

The Doctrine of Double Predestination

The Doctrine of Double Predestination: There are only two words as options for the answer to the question "Who's there": Orange and Banana. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Banana. BANANA WHO? Knock, Knock! WHO'S THERE! Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

In the same way as I picked banana to receive wrath and orange to receive glory, God picks some to receive eternal wrath in hell and some to receive eternal glory with Jesus by faith. It doesn't matter if I just not choose banana for glory, because there are only two options, therefore by default I have selected it for wrath.

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